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Rabu, 23 Februari 2011

BAHAYA KEHILANGAN PULPEN

kehilangan pulpen = tidak ad pulpen
tidak ada pulpen = tidak ada catatan
tidak ada catatan = tidak belajar
tidak belajar = tidak lulus
tidak lulus = tidak ada ijasah
tidak ada ijasah = tidak kerja
tidak kerja = tak ada uang
tak ada uang = tidak makan
tidak makan = kurus
kurus = jelek
jelek = jomblo
jomblo = tak menikah
tak menikah = tidak punya anak
tidak punya anak = sendirian
sendirian = depresi
depresi = penyakitan
penyakitan = MATI

kesimpulan : jangan hilangkan pulpen anda, anda akan MATI

Kamis, 17 Februari 2011

YOU ARE SO STUPID

TOM : Hey Mark, if you saw a $10 note and a $5 note on the floor, which will you take?
 

MARK: The $10 of course!
 

TOM: Mark, you're so STUPID! Why not take both?
 

MARK: .....

INDONESIAN :

TOM : Hey Mark, kalau loe nemuin uang $10 dan $5 di lantai, mana yang akan loe ambil ?...

at NIGHT

TOM DELONGE : When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS
TRAVIS BARKER: When I grow up, I'LL GO TO VENUS
MARK HOPPUS:..

do you want to married me ?

Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ?
Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO !!!
Guy ( 16 years ) : ... Ok ..
Child ( 4 years ) : Do you want to marry me ?
Girl ( 16 years ) : OMG, he's sooo cute ! Yes I wan't !

MIRROR

Girl: Hi :)
Boy: Hey.
Girl: I heard you like somebody...
Boy: Yeah, yeah.
Girl: Ooh, who is it?
Boy: I'm not telling.
Girl: Fine, do I know her?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hmm, what's she look like?
Boy: Do you have a mirror?

Rabu, 16 Februari 2011

SOME GUM

*At School*.

TOM : 'Hey, can I have some gum?'.

MARK :'Yeah, but don't say you got it from me!

SLAPS ROBOT

MARK buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
MARK: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school*Robot SLAPS Son*................


MARK AND SKYE jokes

mark : hey wanna hear a joke about my dick ??... nevermind ! its too long.!
skye : hey wanna hear a joke about my vagina ??.. nevermind ! you won't get it !!

:):):)

Senin, 14 Februari 2011

Band atau orang yg diperkirakan adalah freemason

1. Dream theater memasukan lambang freemason yaitu berupa jangka dan penggaris kedalam salah satu album mereka yang berjudul 'A Rite Of Passage".....