tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81725880787197636582024-03-13T13:29:29.434-07:00LAUGHT WITH BLINK 182 :Dwelcome to andy skate's blog. :) leave comments before you go thanks.!Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-40245852750048232552011-03-13T04:32:00.000-07:002011-03-13T04:32:41.169-07:00NOT LONG ENOUGHTA husband and wife were setting up a password for their new computer.<br />
The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the floor lauging because it said<br />
"ERROR, NOT LONG ENOUGHT"<br />
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tidak ada pulpen = tidak ada catatan<br />
tidak ada catatan = tidak belajar<br />
tidak belajar = tidak lulus<br />
tidak lulus = tidak ada ijasah<br />
tidak ada ijasah = tidak kerja<br />
tidak kerja = tak ada uang<br />
tak ada uang = tidak makan<br />
tidak makan = kurus<br />
kurus = jelek<br />
jelek = jomblo<br />
jomblo = tak menikah<br />
tak menikah = tidak punya anak<br />
tidak punya anak = sendirian<br />
sendirian = depresi<br />
depresi = penyakitan<br />
penyakitan = MATI<br />
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kesimpulan : jangan hilangkan pulpen anda, anda akan MATIAndy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-68709522077097845242011-02-17T01:23:00.000-08:002011-02-17T01:34:40.111-08:00YOU ARE SO STUPID<b>TOM : Hey Mark, if you saw a $10 note and a $5 note on the floor, which will you take?<br />
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<b>MARK: The $10 of course!<br />
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<b>TOM: Mark, you're so STUPID! Why not take both?<br />
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<b>MARK: .....</b><br />
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<b>INDONESIAN :</b><br />
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<b>TOM : Hey Mark, kalau loe nemuin uang $10 dan $5 di lantai, mana yang akan loe ambil ?...</b><br />
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<b><a name='more'></a>MARK : Pasti $10 donk..!</b><br />
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<b>TOM : Mark lo goblok banget sih! kenapa ngak ambil keduanya ?</b><br />
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<b>MARK :.....</b>Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-32785287069380251162011-02-17T01:13:00.000-08:002011-02-17T01:26:29.225-08:00at NIGHT<b>TOM DELONGE : When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS</b><br />
<b>TRAVIS BARKER: When I grow up, I'LL GO TO VENUS</b><br />
<b>MARK HOPPUS:..</b><br />
<a name='more'></a><b>When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN</b><br />
<b>TOM DELONGE: But you will burn!</b><br />
<b>MARK HOPPUS: Don't be stupid, I'll go at night!</b>Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-40825641416632411842011-02-17T01:04:00.001-08:002011-02-17T01:04:37.217-08:00do you want to married me ?<div class="texto">Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ?<br />
Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO !!!<br />
Guy ( 16 years ) : ... Ok ..<br />
Child ( 4 years ) : Do you want to marry me ?<br />
Girl ( 16 years ) : OMG, he's sooo cute ! Yes I wan't !</div>Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-22059726223081101532011-02-17T00:53:00.001-08:002011-02-17T00:53:51.305-08:00MIRRORGirl: Hi :)<br />
Boy: Hey.<br />
Girl: I heard you like somebody...<br />
Boy: Yeah, yeah.<br />
Girl: Ooh, who is it?<br />
Boy: I'm not telling.<br />
Girl: Fine, do I know her?<br />
Boy: Yeah.<br />
Girl: Hmm, what's she look like?<br />
Boy: Do you have a mirror?Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-67781985364140126642011-02-16T07:17:00.000-08:002011-02-16T07:17:14.351-08:00SOME GUM*At School*.<br />
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TOM : 'Hey, can I have some gum?'.<br />
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MARK :'Yeah, but don't say you got it from me!Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-19141111598512842692011-02-16T03:06:00.000-08:002011-02-17T01:40:34.870-08:00SLAPS ROBOT<b>MARK buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. </b><br />
<b>MARK: Son, where were you today during school hours? </b><br />
<b>SON: At school*Robot SLAPS Son*................ </b><br />
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<a name='more'></a><b>SON: OK,I went to the movies. </b><br />
<b>MARK: Which one? </b><br />
<b>SON: Toy Story*Robot SLAPS son again* </b><br />
<b>SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star. </b><br />
<b>MARK: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!*Robot SLAPS MARK* MOM: HAHA! he's your son.*Robot SLAPS mom*</b><br />
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<b>INDONESIAN :</b><br />
<b>MARK membeli sebuah robot pendeteksi kebohongan, yang akan menampar orang yang berbohong. ia memutuskan.... untuk mengetesnya pada saat makan malam.</b><br />
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<b>MARK : anaku, kemana kau hari ini saat jam pelajaran sekolah ?ANAK : di sekolah *robot MENAMPAR si anak*</b><br />
<b>ANAK : OK, aku pergi menonton film.</b><br />
<b>MARK : film apa ?</b><br />
<b>ANAK : TOYS STORY *robot MENAMPAR si anak lagi*</b><br />
<b>ANAK : OK, itu adalah film porno.</b><br />
<b>MARK : APA ??? saat aku masih seumurmu, aku tidak pernah tau seperti apa itu porno! *robot MENAMPAR si MARK*</b><br />
<b>IBU : HAHA!! dia adalah anakmu. *robot MENAMPAR si ibu*</b><br />
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<b>:D :D :D</b><br />
<b>hahahaha.....182xx</b>Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-15586850097767675932011-02-16T02:46:00.000-08:002011-02-16T02:46:02.611-08:00MARK AND SKYE jokesmark : hey wanna hear a joke about my dick ??... nevermind ! its too long.!<br />
skye : hey wanna hear a joke about my vagina ??.. nevermind ! you won't get it !!<br />
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:):):)Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8172588078719763658.post-65438625164365171642011-02-14T22:00:00.000-08:002011-02-16T07:09:38.214-08:00Band atau orang yg diperkirakan adalah freemason1. Dream theater memasukan lambang freemason yaitu berupa jangka dan penggaris kedalam salah satu album mereka yang berjudul 'A Rite Of Passage".....<br />
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2. Tom delonge<br />
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ini dia nih yg paling kelihatan klw dia adalah seorang mason, tapi taulah si tom, tambah digosipin tambah menjadi - jadi.<br />
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tom delonge adalah gitaris dan vokalis band angel and airwaves. yang dulu pernah tergabung dalam band blink 182 bersama travis dan mark. sebenarnya banyak gambar tom dengan simbol freemason, tetapi saya ambil salah satu saja. di foto ia terlihat memegang gitar yang mempunyai lambang freemason..<br />
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COBA DENGERIN LAGUNYA DARI ALBUM (I-EMPIRE)<br />
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ILLUMINATI EMPIRE !<br />
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LAGUNYA:<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDyH2tfADA4<br />
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~SECRET CROWD~<br />
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If I had my own world<br />
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I'd fill it with wealth and desire<br />
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A glorious past to admire<br />
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And voices of kids out walking, dogs, birds, planes, cleanest cars<br />
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If I had my own world<br />
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I'd love it for all that's inside it<br />
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There'd be no more wars death or riots, there'd be no more police packed parking lots, guns, bombs sounding off,<br />
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If I had my own world<br />
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I'd build you an empire<br />
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From here to the far lands<br />
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To spread love like violence<br />
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TRASNLATE !<br />
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Jika saya memiliki dunia saya sendiri<br />
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Aku akan mengisinya dengan kekayaan dan keinginan<br />
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Sebuah masa lalu yang mulia untuk mengagumi<br />
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Dan suara anak-anak jalan-jalan, anjing, burung, pesawat, mobil bersih<br />
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Jika saya memiliki dunia saya sendiri<br />
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Aku senang sekali atas apa yang di dalamnya<br />
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Tidak akan ada perang lagi mati atau kerusuhan, akan ada ada polisi lebih banyak dikemas parkir, senjata, bom terdengar off,<br />
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Jika saya memiliki dunia saya sendiri<br />
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Aku akan membangun sebuah kekaisaran Anda<br />
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Dari sini ke daerah yang jauh<br />
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Untuk menyebar cinta seperti kekerasan<br />
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Jika saya memiliki dunia saya sendiri<br />
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Aku akan membangun sebuah kekaisaran Anda<br />
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Dari sini ke daerah yang jauh<br />
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Untuk menyebar cinta seperti kekerasan<br />
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Mari saya merasa Anda, membawa Anda lebih tinggi<br />
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Watch menyebar kata-kata Anda berharap seperti api<br />
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Rahasia orang banyak bangkit dan mengumpulkan<br />
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Dengarlah suara keras Anda bernyanyi kembali<br />
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lebih jelasnya cek disini<br />
http://frontsaholic.blogspot.com/2010/05/tom-delonge-seorang-freemason.html<br />
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3. John Lennon<br />
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Anggota freemason karena lagu ciptaannya yang berjudul "imagine". lagu tersebut menceritakan tujuan utama dari freemason & Illuminati.. (Propaganda)<br />
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4. Jay Z<br />
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ia berpose dengan kode tangan khas freemason (Lambang Segitiga)<br />
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5. Lady Gaga<br />
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berpose menunjukan mata satu yang merupakan ciri freemason,(mata Kiri Melambangkan ''KAFIR''<br />
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nah dari beberapa org diatas menurut gw yg paling memperlihatkan dirinya sebagai seorang mason adalah TOM DeLonge. haha.. fans gw gitu..Andy skate44http://www.blogger.com/profile/11064609986590391665noreply@blogger.com0