NOT LONG ENOUGHT

A husband and wife were setting up a password for their new computer.
The husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the floor lauging because it said
"ERROR, NOT LONG ENOUGHT"

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BAHAYA KEHILANGAN PULPEN

kehilangan pulpen = tidak ad pulpen
tidak ada pulpen = tidak ada catatan
tidak ada catatan = tidak belajar
tidak belajar = tidak lulus
tidak lulus = tidak ada ijasah
tidak ada ijasah = tidak kerja
tidak kerja = tak ada uang
tak ada uang = tidak makan
tidak makan = kurus
kurus = jelek
jelek = jomblo
jomblo = tak menikah
tak menikah = tidak punya anak
tidak punya anak = sendirian
sendirian = depresi
depresi = penyakitan
penyakitan = MATI

kesimpulan : jangan hilangkan pulpen anda, anda akan MATI

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YOU ARE SO STUPID

TOM : Hey Mark, if you saw a $10 note and a $5 note on the floor, which will you take?
 
MARK: The $10 of course!
 
TOM: Mark, you're so STUPID! Why not take both?
 
MARK: .....

INDONESIAN :

TOM : Hey Mark, kalau loe nemuin uang $10 dan $5 di lantai, mana yang akan loe ambil ?...

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at NIGHT

TOM DELONGE : When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS
TRAVIS BARKER: When I grow up, I'LL GO TO VENUS
MARK HOPPUS:..

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do you want to married me ?

Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ?
Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO !!!
Guy ( 16 years ) : ... Ok ..
Child ( 4 years ) : Do you want to marry me ?
Girl ( 16 years ) : OMG, he's sooo cute ! Yes I wan't !

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MIRROR

Girl: Hi :)
Boy: Hey.
Girl: I heard you like somebody...
Boy: Yeah, yeah.
Girl: Ooh, who is it?
Boy: I'm not telling.
Girl: Fine, do I know her?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hmm, what's she look like?
Boy: Do you have a mirror?

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SOME GUM

*At School*.

TOM : 'Hey, can I have some gum?'.

MARK :'Yeah, but don't say you got it from me!

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